he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wish i was in the wii world.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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