You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Why is your signature on my underwear?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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