I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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