508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
COCAINE IS GR8
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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