i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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