question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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