Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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