Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She announced her abortion via fbk
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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