well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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