took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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