he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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