my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
