you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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