I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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