why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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