it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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