So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Shame is for Republicans.
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