real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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