Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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