Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Randomize
