i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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