i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Damn victory sex feels great
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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