Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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