Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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