Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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