What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
