The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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