hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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