I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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