Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
They have beer where we have blood.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
