Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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