Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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