FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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