Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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