At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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