The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize
