Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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