thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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