do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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