oh god the rape fog is back!
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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