just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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