smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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