just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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