oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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