it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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