he shaved USA in his pubs
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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