i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
