you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
