Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Rumble strips road head = magical
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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