Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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