Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if only i could text you this smell
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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