If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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